The Ugliest Cleaning Lady

 
SAFER PRODUCTS

No harsh chemicals like bleach or ammonia - ever! We do not use essential oils either as many of these lovely-smelling oils are toxic to pets. The products you will find in The Ugliest Cleaning Lady's bag are:
 
- Mrs. Meyer's
- Method
- The Pink Stuff
- Barkeeper's Friend
- Dawn
- Seventh Generation
- Cleaning Vinegar
- Baking Soda
- Sprayaway Glass Cleaner
- Weiman Stainless Steel Polish
- Disinfecting Wipes (we use various brands from Clorox to store brand to Method to 7th Generation - these wipes used on outlets, doorknobs, etc.)
 
Don't fancy our cleaning products? We'll use your preferred products at no additional charge!
 
We bring clean microfiber cloths, disinfected brushes, new Swiffer dusters, new sponges and new Magic Erasers to every home.
 
To prevent the spread of dust, allergens and germs, we ask that our clients provide a VACUUM CLEANER and TOILET CLEANING BRUSH for services. If you want a deeper mop than Swiffer, we ask that you provide a mop because this is also something we don't like sharing in homes. Each home should have own mop, vacuum, and toilet brush. Everything else will be covered by us!

 
TRUSTWORTHY CLEANERS

We have the best team around! Our friendly employees are trusted, background checked, pre-screened, and bonded for your protection.
 
The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has an extensive, hands-on training program that all team members must complete before servicing homes. Your items will be handled with the utmost care as we service your home.
 
We are a licensed, insured and bonded company committed to the security and safety of everyone!

 
IMMACULATE HOMES

Tidy, sparkling and fresh -- that's what we deliver when we service your home. Missed a spot? Never! We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee on every job. If for any reason you are not satisfied with a clean, please contact The Ugliest Cleaning Lady at theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com so that we can make this right.

SERVICES

FLAT FEE PRICING ON ALL JOBS WITH A 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE. PLEASE CALL OR TEXT 970-545-2752 TO SET UP A FREE IN PERSON CONSULTATION. 

RECURRING

WEEKLY, BIWEEKLY AND MONTHLY CLEANING SERVICES

ONE-TIME

YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT US BACK, BUT YES, WE OFFER ONE-TIME CLEANS!

END OF TENANCY

MOVE-IN / MOVE-OUT CLEANING

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COMMERCIAL

OFFICE AND BUSINESS CLEANING -- NO CONTRACTS!

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POST CONSTRUCTIONNG

CLEANING FOR NEW OR NEWLY RENOVATED BUILDINGS

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VACATION RENTALS

AIR BNB AND VRBO CLEANING SERVICES

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LUXURY CLEANS

This package is recommended for clients who want the cleanest of all cleans! We use a 100-point checklist on every clean, so you know the job will be done right. If you want your sheets ironed and house plants dusted, this is the cleaning package for you! We will discuss all of the cleaning details during consultation and set up a customized checklist for your home. 

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Become a Member Today!Join us for these amazing benefits. All clients signed up for recurring services receive a free seasonal interior oven or interior refrigerator clean!  All members also receive a 2-hour credit for our home organizing services. If you are interested in a one-time deep clean, please Call or Text 970-545-2752 for a free estimate. Below prices are for recurring services only and are a general estimate. Your home may cost less or more depending on the level of messiness. 

Ugly Cute
For small homes.

$99
per service

This express package is perfect for small areas! 1 hour of dusting & vacuuming, plus either a kitchen OR bathroom clean.

Recommended

Imperfect Beauty
For small / medium sized homes.

$159
per service

This package is recommended for clients with smaller homes. 2-3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen, dining, living room.

Recommended

World Class Beauty
For family sized homes.

$199
per service

This package includes cleaning of 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, kitchen, dining, living room. Our most popular package!

Divine Level Beauty
For larger homes.

$249 +
per service

If your house is over 2500 sq feet, we recommend going with this package. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, living, dining. If house is bigger, price is too.

 
Try our introductory cleaning package!
 

Create a list of cleaning tasks and we will work through as much of it as we can in 4 hours. Call or Text 970-545-2752 to BOOK TODAY!

Contact Us

Schedule a free in-home consultation today! Please let us know your general location, size of home , amount of rooms to be cleaned and any other details important to your clean. Thank you!

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HOUSE RULESIt's your house, but The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has some rules:

 Fall in love with the cleaning, not the lady.  Sorry Mr. Schwarzenegger, we are just here to clean your toilet and dust the mini blinds. 
 No smoking.  We do not service homes where cigarette smoking is present indoors, sorry.
 Put the guns away, Rambo!  Please be responsible and keep all guns and bullets in a safe place like a lock box while we are servicing your home. 
 If your pet is NOT chill, put them in a crate during services.  If your pet is chill, leave treats out for us to give to them.
 We do not clean bodily fluids, pet waste, electronics or areas higher than a 2-step ladder.
 Avoid hovering or mansplaining.  Please let us do our job well by giving our cleaners some space to get into the zone and focus on the details.  We are professionals - we got this!
 If you are sick, PLEASE CANCEL -- there is no fee.  If you are NOT sick, please avoid last minute cancellations because we need the money to eat.
 Payment is due DAY OF SERVICE.  No late fees, but if payment is late you will receive the "Your maid is hungry" text of shame.  We accept Cash, Check, Paypal and Zelle for your convenience.
 Absolutely NO MAGA HATS, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! If we see one, we are out.
 Having your home or business profesionally cleaned is a luxury, and it should feel like one too. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your services, please call the owner directly at 970-545-2752.  Please note The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has cleaned hundreds of homes in Northern Colorado, but it will still be our first time cleaning YOUR home.  Cleanings get better with time and communication from our clients!  The Ugliest Cleaning Lady requests feedback after every clean so services are tailored to fit your preferences. 

FREE CLEAN PROGRAM

Having a clean home is essential for one's health and it is something we believe everyone deserves. Individuals may face challenges in maintaining a clean home due to mental health, longterm illness or physical disability. The Ugliest Cleaning Lady is proud to offer FREE cleaning services to people who need the help, but cannot cover fees. Please email: theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com if you are seeking these services for yourself or a friend/family member.
 
- The Ugliest Cleaning Lady