The Ugliest Cleaning Lady

The
Ugliest Cleaning
Lady
We'll find the magic in the mess!
IMMACULATE HOMES
Tidy, sparkling and fresh -- that's what we deliver when we service your home. Missed a spot? Never! We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee on every job. If for any reason you are not satisfied with a clean, please contact The Ugliest Cleaning Lady (within 24 hours of the clean) at theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com so that we can make this right.
TRUSTWORTHY CLEANERS
We have the best team around! Our friendly employees are trusted, background checked, pre-screened, and bonded for your protection.

The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has an extensive, hands-on training program that all team members must complete before servicing homes. Your items will be handled with the utmost care as we service your home.

We are a licensed, insured and bonded company committed to the security and safety of everyone!
SAFER PRODUCTS
No harsh chemicals like bleach or ammonia - ever! Some of the products you will find in The Ugliest Cleaning Lady's bag are:

- Mrs. Meyer's
- The Pink Stuff
- Dawn
- Seventh Generation
- Cleaning Vinegar
- Sprayaway Glass Cleaner
- Weiman Stainless Steel Polish

*To prevent the spread of germs and allergens from home to home, we prefer to use your vacuum, mop and toilet brush.
our team
The Ugliest Cleaning is a locally owned small business. It is entirely an expression of love to my community, my beautiful hometown Fort Collins ❤
Sherine
Sonja
Gianna
Lindsey
Monica
Janel
Raegan
Mick
Christina
Emma
David
You? Send Resume
services
Residential & Commercial
2-Hour Minimum

CLEANING
Express
2 Hour $95
3 Hour $135
ORGANIZING
Express
2 Hour $125
3 Hour $175
CLEANING rates
At an hourly rate, YOU decide what you want cleaned -- no hidden fees or surprises.
***After initial clean is done, recurring services can be set to a flat rate with a customized checklist for your home. All of our biweekly clients receive FREE interior refrigerator and oven cleans seasonally!***
Best Value!
Fabulous Four
$169
per service
4 hours of cleaning. If your space is smaller or tidier, this service will work well.
Sparkling
Six
$249
per service
6 hours of cleaning. This package is popular with families or those with pets.
Perfect
10
$399
per service
10 hours of cleaning. Recommended for deep cleans and large homes.
Flawless
14
$555
per service
15 hours of cleaning. Let's git-R-done! Larger homes, move-out cleans, bigger messes.
ORGANIZING rates
All organizing packages include deep cleaning! Everything will be organized AND cleaned.
Best Value!
Focused
Four
$222
per service
4 hours of organizing. Cleaning included + free haul away!
Great
Eight
$444
per service
8 hours of organizing! Cleaning included + free haul away!
Tidy
10
$555
per service
10 hours of organizing! Cleaning included + free haul away!
20's
Plenty
$999
per service
20 hours of organizing. Cleaning included + free haul away!
HOUSE RULES
It's your house, but The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has some rules:

Fall in love with the cleaning, not the lady. Sorry Mr. Schwarzenegger, we are just here to clean your toilet and dust the mini blinds.
No smoking. We do not service homes where cigarette smoking is present indoors, sorry.
Put the guns away, Rambo! Please be responsible and keep all guns and bullets in a safe place like a lock box while we are servicing your home.
If your pet is NOT chill, put them in a crate during services. If your pet is chill, leave treats out for us to give to them.
We do not clean bodily fluids, pet waste, electronics or areas higher than a 2-step ladder.
Avoid hovering or mansplaining. Please let us do our job well by giving our cleaners some space to get into the zone and focus on the details. We are professionals - we got this!
If you are sick, PLEASE CANCEL -- there is no fee. If you are NOT sick, please avoid last minute cancellations because we need the money to eat.
Payment is due DAY OF SERVICE. No late fees, but if payment is late you will receive the "Your maid is hungry" text of shame. We accept Cash, Check, Paypal and Zelle for your convenience.
Absolutely NO MAGA HATS, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! If we see one, we are out.
Having your home or business profesionally cleaned is a luxury, and it should feel like one too. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your services, please call the owner directly at 970-545-2752. Please note The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has cleaned hundreds of homes in Northern Colorado, but it will still be our first time cleaning YOUR home. Cleanings get better with time and communication from our clients! The Ugliest Cleaning Lady requests feedback after every clean so services are tailored to fit your preferences.
FREE CLEAN
Having a clean home is essential for one's health, and it is something we believe everyone deserves. Individuals may face challenges in maintaining a clean home due to mental health, longterm illness or physical disability.

The Ugliest Cleaning Lady offers FREE cleaning services to people who need the help, but cannot cover fees. Please email: theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com if you are seeking these services for yourself or a friend/family member.

- Sherine / The Ugliest Cleaning Lady
Contact Us
Schedule a free in-home consultation today! Please let us know your general location, size of home, amount of rooms to be cleaned and any other details important to your clean. Thank you!
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The Ugliest Cleaning Lady

We'll find the magic in the mess!

IMMACULATE HOMES

TRUSTWORTHY CLEANERS

SAFER PRODUCTS

No harsh chemicals like bleach or ammonia - ever! Some of the products you will find in The Ugliest Cleaning Lady's bag are:

- Mrs. Meyer's

- The Pink Stuff

- Dawn

- Seventh Generation

- Cleaning Vinegar

- Sprayaway Glass Cleaner

- Weiman Stainless Steel Polish

*To prevent the spread of germs and allergens from home to home, we prefer to use your vacuum, mop and toilet brush.

our team

The Ugliest Cleaning is a locally owned small business. It is entirely an expression of love to my community, my beautiful hometown Fort Collins ❤

Sherine

Sonja

Gianna

Lindsey

Monica

Janel

Raegan

Mick

Christina

Emma

David

You? Send Resume

services

2-Hour Minimum

CLEANING

ORGANIZING

CLEANING rates

At an hourly rate, YOU decide what you want cleaned -- no hidden fees or surprises.

***After initial clean is done, recurring services can be set to a flat rate with a customized checklist for your home. All of our biweekly clients receive FREE interior refrigerator and oven cleans seasonally!***

Fabulous Four

Sparkling

Six

Perfect

10

Flawless

14

ORGANIZING rates

All organizing packages include deep cleaning! Everything will be organized AND cleaned.

Focused

Four

Great

Eight

Tidy

10

20's

Plenty

HOUSE RULES

It's your house, but The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has some rules:

FREE CLEAN

Contact Us

Schedule a free in-home consultation today! Please let us know your general location, size of home, amount of rooms to be cleaned and any other details important to your clean. Thank you!

The
Ugliest Cleaning
Lady

**To prevent the spread of germs and allergens from home to home, we prefer to use your vacuum, mop and toilet brush*.

After initial clean is done, recurring services can be set to a flat rate with a customized checklist for your home. All of our biweekly clients receive FREE interior refrigerator and oven cleans seasonally!