The Ugliest Cleaning Lady

The
Ugliest Cleaning
Lady
We'll find the magic in the mess!
IMMACULATE HOMES
Tidy, sparkling and fresh -- that's what we deliver when we service your home. Missed a spot? Never! We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee on every job. If for any reason you are not satisfied with a clean, please contact The Ugliest Cleaning Lady (within 24 hours of the clean) at theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com so that we can make this right.
TRUSTWORTHY CLEANERS
We have the best team around! Our friendly employees are trusted, background checked, pre-screened, and bonded for your protection.

The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has an extensive, hands-on training program that all team members must complete before servicing homes. Your items will be handled with the utmost care as we service your home.

We are a licensed, insured and bonded company committed to the security and safety of everyone!
SAFER PRODUCTS
No harsh chemicals like bleach or ammonia - ever! Some of the products you will find in The Ugliest Cleaning Lady's bag are:

- Mrs. Meyer's
- The Pink Stuff
- Dawn
- Seventh Generation
- Cleaning Vinegar
- Sprayaway Glass Cleaner
- Weiman Stainless Steel Polish

*To prevent the spread of germs and allergens from home to home, we prefer to use your vacuum, mop and toilet brush.
our team
The Ugliest Cleaning Lady is a locally owned small business. It is entirely an expression of love to my community, my beautiful hometown Fort Collins ❤
Sherine
Sonja
Gianna
Raegan
Emma
Alexandra P.
Evie
Alexandra H.
Makeala
Shaelyn
Autumn
Jacob
Ashley
Elijah
Hailey
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services
SERVICING: Fort Collins, Loveland, Timnath, Laporte.

CLEANING
ORGANIZING
rates
YOU decide what you want cleaned or organized -- no hidden fees or surprises!
*we offer lower rates for bigger jobs, but they cannot be split into separate seessions - just one day, thanks*
Not sure which service is right for your home or budget? Text 970-545-2752 for an estimate.
Best Value!
Super
16
$895
per service
16 hours of cleaning or organizing services.

Let's git-R-done! Large homes, end of tenancy cleans, organizing projects, hoarder homes, etc. Super savings for super messes!
Perfect
10
$595
per service
10 hours of cleaning or organizing services.

Recommended for deep cleans, large homes, first cleans to get things caught up. Great package for those with pets.
Sparkling
6
$365
per service
6 hours of cleaning or organizing services.

This popular package is excellent on a biweekly schedule for families, individuals with pets or homes with stairs.
Express
Clean
$125 & up
per service
2 hours $ 125
3 hours $ 185
4 hours $ 245

Great for apartments, small houses, cleaner homes and targeted areas. Biweekly services are best!
Apprentice
Clean
$45
per hour
If you aren't fussy about perfection and are looking to save money, why not book an apprentice clean? Our newest cleaners are fine tuning their skills at a discounted rate. 3 hour minimum.
HOUSE RULES
It's your house, but The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has some rules:

Fall in love with the cleaning, not the lady. Sorry Mr. Schwarzenegger, we are just here to clean your toilet and dust the mini blinds.
No smoking. We do not service homes where cigarette smoking is present indoors, sorry.
Put the guns away, Rambo! Please be responsible and keep all guns and bullets in a safe place like a lock box while we are servicing your home.
If your pet is NOT chill, put them in a crate during services. If your pet is chill, leave treats out for us to give to them.
We do not clean bodily fluids, pet waste, electronics or areas higher than a 2-step ladder.
Avoid hovering or mansplaining. Please let us do our job well by giving our cleaners some space to get into the zone and focus on the details. We are professionals - we got this!
If you are sick, PLEASE CANCEL. If you are NOT sick, please avoid last minute cancellations because we need the money to eat.
Payment is due day of service, thank you. No late fees, but if you are late you will receive the "Your maid is hungry" text of shame. For new clients, we require a $50 non-refundable deposit. The remaining balance due is charged to your credit card the day of service.
Absolutely NO MAGA HATS, NO EXCEPTIONS!!! If we see one, we are out.
Having your home or business profesionally cleaned is a luxury, and it should feel like one too. If for any reason you are not satisfied with your services, please call the owner directly at 970-545-2752. Please note The Ugliest Cleaning Lady has cleaned hundreds of homes in Northern Colorado, but it will still be our first time cleaning YOUR home. Cleanings get better with time and communication from our clients! The Ugliest Cleaning Lady requests feedback after every clean so services are tailored to fit your preferences.
Contact Us
Schedule a free in-home consultation today! Please let us know your general location, size of home, amount of rooms to be cleaned and any other details important to your clean. Thank you!
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Need Help?
If you are unable to cover the cost of cleaning, but have found yourself stuck in a mess and are feeling overwhelmed, please reach out.

We offer a free and pay-what-you-can service to our friends in the community who are struggling with illness, mental health condition, physical limitation. Please note our free services are limited as we try to help everyone who inquires and have limited help. This service is intended to help you get things caught up and we cannot guarantee multiple services when there are other people inquiring.
We are always looking for volunteers to help and are happy to accept donations for cleaning products. If you'd like to make a difference in your community and help us offer more services to those in need, please reach out.

Phone: 970-545-2752
Email: theugliestcleaninglady@gmail.com

Thank you,
Sherine / The Ugliest Cleaning Lady